Parental Advisory Boxy Oversized T-Shirt
Our signature statement tee. Built wide and square with a structured drop shoulder that stands off the body instead of clinging to it, this is the piece that does the talking.
Cut from 400gsm heavyweight cotton for a substantial, premium hand-feel that holds its shape wash after wash. The density here isn't just for durability, it's what lets our boldest graphics print sharp and sit flat across the back.
Fit: Boxy, oversized. True to size for the intended fit — if you prefer a closer feel, size down.
Composition: 100% cotton, 400gsm (11.8oz/yd²), moderate thickness
Care: Machine wash cold (30°C) on gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low, avoid ironing directly on the print. Do not dry clean.
Built for the ones who never tried to fit in.
Note: minor batch variation in fabric, dye, or print placement can occur — a normal part of small-batch apparel production, not a defect.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 25.59 | 65 | 26.38 | 67 | 27.17 | 69 | 27.95 | 71 | 28.74 | 73 |
| Shoulder | 22.44 | 57 | 23.23 | 59 | 24.02 | 61 | 24.80 | 63 | 25.59 | 65 |
| Chest | 24.02 | 61 | 24.80 | 63 | 25.59 | 65 | 26.38 | 67 | 27.17 | 69 |
| Sleeve length | 8.86 | 22.5 | 9.06 | 23 | 9.25 | 23.5 | 9.45 | 24 | 9.65 | 24.5 |